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For Sale: TenPoint Titan M1 Accudraw Crossbow – Practically a Unicorn! Ever wanted a crossbow that's been used less than your gym membership? Look no further! Highlights: ✔ Condition: Mintier than grandma's untouched candy bowl. ✔ Usage: Fired once – that’s right, just once. The deer are still gossiping about it. ✔ Extras: Comes with a scope so precise, it might just spot your neighbor’s lost cat. ✔ Strings: Brand-new because this beauty deserves to look fresh. Why Am I Selling? Let’s just say my spouse gave me "the look" when I brought it home. Apparently, "But honey, think of the zombies!" wasn’t a convincing argument. Specs: Speed: Up to 370 FPS – faster than my last attempt at a diet. Draw Weight: 180 lbs – don’t worry, the ACUdraw system means you won’t need Hulk-like strength. Compact Design: Slimmer than my chances of winning the lottery. Price: $675 Willing to negotiate, but flattery will get you nowhere (okay, maybe a little). Location: Boise, Idaho. Local meet-ups preferred—I promise not to show up in full camouflage. Contact: Shoot me a message (pun totally intended) for details or to arrange a test "drive." Grab this deal before I change my mind and decide to become the next Robin Hood! 🎯
